Men in Red 2 by k.n. senko inspired by the song Black Suits Comin' (Nod Ya Head) by Will Smith and the spoof poster MIR by Giverius Navarroy disclaimer:  I don't own Men in Black, i don't own the Weasley twins, i don't own James and Oliver Phelps, i don't own the song, i don't own the poster... i'm just listening to my muse and i'm not making any money! note:  set around the events of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

(come come on)
(come on come come on full)
the red suits comin'
the red suits comin'
we're comin', we're comin', we're comin', we're comin'...

we are the Men in Red we're back
breaking the back of the random attacks
we beat boredom back
yo we're dangerous
we've been trainin' to bust
when this stranger fuss try to endanger us
praise us y'all
don't nothing faze us y'all
when she see us her gaze be all crazy y'all
she say we're a menace
trust us if somebody rips
out of the depth of your imagination appears the twins
red suits, the red hair, the quick brooms
red / gold tie with brave attitude
new style fireworks
we're stunning man
new hotness Blaze Box five galleons man
don't you understand?
what you thought we wouldn't come again?
leave you hanging without bringing you the fun again?
tangling against boredom once again
monumental it's the red suits running in

nod ya head (the red suits comin')
let us see you nod ya head like this (the red suits comin')
let us see you (nod ya head)
like this (the red suits comin')
let us see you bop your head, nod your head, come on!
(nod ya head the red suits comin')
let us see you (nod ya head) like this
let us see you nod your head like this (nod ya head, nod ya head)

check it
yo it's this prof right
Dolores, making us sick right
Hogwarts is worthless to her she be tripping like
threatening us and our friends, trying to get the school
thinking she's superwoman
but red kryptonite finishing whatever you start ma'am
the best looking fighters since ourselves in part one
better act right and play nice and sing along
'cause Fred and George are back
what? bring it on!

wanna brawl with us? trying to brawl with us?
(twins are flying home)
let us see you
just come on and

nod ya head like this (the red suits comin')
let us see you nod ya head (the red suits comin')
let us see you nod ya head like this (the red suits comin')
let us see you (nod ya head)

let us see you nod ya head (the red suits comin')
let us see you (nod ya head)
come on come on
let us see you (nod ya head)
like this (the red suits comin')
let us see you
check it, check it

yo, case closed
erase our foes
chased away by the red hair, ties, and clothes
we above the toad
Umbridge can't touch us y'all
highly fun Weasley' Wizarding Wheezes
so disregard what she thinks she said
put that wand down now
what you think you're doing, huh?
one little spell then goodbye there
just open your eyes classmates
salute here thank you
mission completed we mean it we won't be defeated
you seen it we did it even with Whiz-Bangs depleted
Hogwarts attenders don't act like you don't remember
taking contenders and proving them only pretenders
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
the Men In Red are back to protect the school
when the enemy is near the elite are here
so have no fear just let us see you

nod ya head (the red suits comin')
come on nod ya head like this (the red suits comin')
(nod ya) let us see you (nod ya head)
like this (the red suits comin')
let us see you (nod ya head the red suits comin')
(nod ya head, nod ya head)

if you want to play just say (go!)
tell us if you want a Bang just say (go!)
if you want a swamp just say (go!)
come on if you want to fly just say (go!)
yo if you want to play just say (go!)
tell us if you want a Bang just say (go!)
if you want a swamp just say (go!)
tell us if you want to fly just say (go!)
ha!