Men in Red by k.n. senko inspired by the song Men in Black by Will Smith and the spoof poster MIR by Giverius Navarroy disclaimer:  I don't own Men in Black, i don't own the Weasley twins, i don't own James and Oliver Phelps, i don't own the song, i don't own the poster... i'm just listening to my muse and i'm not making any money! note:  set anytime before Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

here come the Men in Red
(it's the M.I.R.'s)
(here come the M.I.R.'s)
here come the Men in Red (Men in Red)
the ones that you remember

we're twin guys dress in red, remember that
just in case you're ever face to face and make contact
the title held by us... M.I.R.
means what you think you saw, you did not see
so don't blink
think what was there but now's gone
red hair with the red team robes on
walk in shadow, fly in silence
guard against extra bludger violence
but yo, we ain't on but one Quidditch team
we're the best of the best
twin faces and no difference
saw something strange
watch your back
cause you never quite know what the M.I.R.'s at
huh and...

here come the Men in Red (Men in Red)
the anti-bore defenders (uh-oh, uh-oh)
here come the Men in Red (Men in Red)
the ones that you remember (can't forget them, uh-uh, uh-uh)

now from the deepest of the darkest of night
in the Common Room, bright light from the fire right
boredome looms like impending doom
but then like BOOM red suits fill the room up
with the quickness fill up the Gryffindors
butterbeer, canary creams
vivid fantasies turn to memories
it's the M.I.R.'s
can you please
play what we play that's the way we kick it
ya know what we mean
we hit some whizzing bludgers, get wicked on ya
we're your first, last, and only line of defense
against the worst scum, boredom at Hogwarts
so don't fear us, cheer us
if you ever get near us, don't jeer us
we're fearless
M.I.R.'s freein' up with a whack
what's that stand for?
Men in Red
uh, mm...

the Men in Red
the Men in Red

let me see ya just hit it with us
just hit with us
just hit it with us, c'mon,
let us see ya just fly with us
just fly with us
just fly with us, c'mon
let me see ya take a walk with us
just walk with us
take a walk with us, c'mon
use that secret passage
now freeze

here come the Men in Red (Men in Red)
the anti-bore defenders (oh ew)
here come the Men in Red (Men in Red)
the ones that you remember

aiight, check it
let us tell you this in closin'
we know we might seem impulsive
but trust us if we ever show in your Tower
believe us it's for your own protection
cuz we see things that you need not see
and we be places that you need not be
so go with your life
use the Marader's Map
show love to the red heads
cuz that's the men in,
that's the men in...

here come the Men in Red (here they come)
the anti-bore defenders (anti-bore defenders)
here come the Men in Red (oh, here they come)
the ones that you remember (won't let you forget them)

here come the Men in Red (oh, here they come)
the anti-bore defenders (uh-oh, uh-oh)
here come the Men in Red
the ones that you remember